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04 December 2007 @ 10:58 pm
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I FIGURED OUT THE WHOLE PREMISE BEHIND "THE BEACH"!

IT SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN CALLED "ZUKO REALLY REALLY WANTS TO HAVE HOT SEX WITH MAI BUT HAS NO IDEA HOW TO GO ABOUT DOING IT." FIRST HE TRIES TO BRIBE HER WITH A SEASHELL, BUT THAT DOESN'T WORK. THEN HE DROPS ICE CREAM ON HER PANTS IN HOPES IT'D GET HER TO TAKE THEM OFF. THAT FAILS TOO. THEN HE ACTS LIKE A JEALOUS, OVER PROTECTIVE ASS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE'S THE ONLY ONE GOING TO TAP MAI'S ASS AT THE PARTY, BUT SHE GETS PISSED AT HIM, SO HE BREAKS SOME POTTERY AND GETS KICKED OUT. THEN HE ANGSTS ABOUT MOMMY AND DADDY BECAUSE HE KNOWS THEY MUST'VE HAD AWESOME SEX TO PRODUCE OFFSPRING. WHEN HE'S MELLOWED OUT HE GOES BACK AND TY LEE HITS ON HIM AND MAI'S STILL ANNOYED AT HIM FOR BEING A DUMB ASS. THEY ALL ANGST BUT HE THINKS HER ANGST IS HOT AND HE TELLS HER SO. THEN SHE ADMITS HIS IS HOT AS WELL. SO THEY MAKE OUT. THEN GO DESTROY SHIT. AND BASED ON THEIR WEIRD KINKS THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT THAT WAS HOT TOO. SO LATER ON THEY FINALLY DID IT.

THEN CUE "NIGHTMARES AND DAYDREAMS" WHERE WE GOT TO SEE THE AFTER EFFECTS ALL THAT GREAT SEX HAD ON THEM. THEY SHOULD GO TO SEX ADDICT THERAPY FOR HOW MUCH THEY WENT AT IT.
 
 
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manonlechat: FairyFuckingGodmothermanonlechat on December 5th, 2007 05:29 am (UTC)
ZOMG, CAPS_MAIKO HAS RISEN FROM TEH INTERNETZ DED!

I IS SO PROUD OF YOU GAIS.
LarXy: [Higurashi/Death Note] Just as plannedriver_nile on December 5th, 2007 04:09 pm (UTC)
HOMG AGREED 100%.
crystaldiamond4: zuko gets laidcrystaldiamond4 on December 5th, 2007 09:59 pm (UTC)
THEY DEFINITELY HAD SEX BEFORE NIGHTMARES AND DAYDREAMS. IT WAS SO OBVIOUS.